Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q2: What will she ask you?
A2: "Is it mine?"
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to
death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say "No".
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto
Rican?
A: Retardo.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher
learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
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