Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see
where the sun went?
A: It finally dawned on her.
How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the
wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people
were leaving.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them
decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and
hurt ourselves.
Q: What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
A: He wanted to know who the other man was...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the
blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your
finger out, I'll sink?"
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