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Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting
to rain and the top is down!
Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked
out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out
it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they
just don't remember who with.
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they
saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's
blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this the other blonde replied "I know it, and if I knew how to
swim I'd go out there and drown her."
Q: How can you tell that a blonde's having a bad day?
A: She has a tampon tucked behind her ear, and she can't find her
pencil.
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once
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