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Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are
on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play
a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay,"
they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's
nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of
inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his
out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length
and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow,
that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother
asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out
loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played
"Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had
the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true,
Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three." |
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BAR JOKE
A drunk orders himself a
beer
A man walks into the front
door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the
bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the
bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that
he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served
additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for
him.
The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles,
climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front
door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side
door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a
drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but
more firmly refuses service to the man due to his
inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for
him.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily,
curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while
grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the
back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool,
gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man
that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and
either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless
anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at? |
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